SLAP DAY SMS

I love you smile,

Your face and you eyes,

Damn i’m good at telling lies!

Happy Slap Day !

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On this day day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.

You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.

Happy Slap Day !

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. Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet and so are you…….

The Roses are wilting, the violets dead,

the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.Happy Slap Day

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge

jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge

jab aap hamein bhool jaoge

tb

aisa

thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayega

Happy Slap Day..!

LAZY BOY: Jaan 1 glas pani de do,

Girl: Khud uth k p lo,

Boy: Plz de do na.!

Girl: Ab manga to thapar marongee,

Boy: Thapr MARNE aao to Pani lete ana..

Happy Slap Day..!

Sacha Dost Wo hy jo Ap ki ankh me pehla ansu dekhy

To

2sra ansu ponch ly

3sra ansu rokley

OR

4tha ansu dekhy to

1 thapar mar k kahy

Ley ab khul k ro

! 

Happy Slap Day..!

Probably now Sharad Pawar has got his face at right angle after the slap!

Happy Slap Day..!

Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola

“Aadmi usy hi

marta hai jise pyar karta he”

wife ne 2 thapar maray or boli

“AAP kya samjhte hain k Me ApSe Pyar Nhi karti.

Happy Slap Day..!

Man 1 : Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaazein

aati rehti hain. Shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi tum log

itne khush kaise ho? 

Man 2 : Hamari khushi ka raaz bahut simple hai. Meri

wife mujh thappar maarti hai. Main Jhuk Jata hun Agar nahi lagta toh

main hansta hu aur agar lag jata hai toh woh hansti hai   

Boy: I Love U…

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Girl : Thapar Marungi…

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Boy

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir… 

Ek student ko teacher ne ek swal puchne pe thappar mara

teacher: student k fail hone ki sb se badi wja kia hoti hai

Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,

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Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!

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Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi

Karne Deta..    =) 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you……. The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

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i love you smile, your face and you eyes, damn i’m good at telling lies!

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Slap Day is here…

You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you) and break all ties.

Happy Slap Day

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On this day day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.

You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.

Happy Slap Day!

Slap Day is here.. You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you) and break all ties.

Happy Slap Day

Wo Log Hume 

Mohabbat Ka 

Dars Kya Dengy, 

Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to 

Sath Sulatay Hen, 

Mgr Apni MAA ko 

Old House Chor Aty Hen. 

"Valentine my foot" 

True Lines 4 Every1's Life:- 

In School, We Feel Shy To Sit With A Girl.. 

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In College - We Die To Sit With A Girl. ;) :P 

Latest Philosophy: 

"If U Do Regular Study, 

It Means U D0n't Have Confidence In Urself. 

Study At Last Moment & Show Ur Confidence." :-P

Wish U All A Very Happy 

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Tuesday From Bottom Of My Heart :P 

Let You Love Heart Fly 

If Its Your It Will Come 

To You At Any Cost 

You asked me to become your valentine during valentine's week.

I was busy with my valentine, but here is an answer to your preposal.

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Tdaak.(slap)

Yesterday someone asked me how to handle unwanted proposal during valentine's week. 

I suggested A SLAP is best choice. Either verbal or physical.

If you propose a girl during valentine's week and she was silent then don't think she was shy. 

Just hide on February 15, the slap day because you may get answer on this day.

It is easy to give a slap to a naughty boy but the best punishment is to ask him to marry you.

A slap is the best medicine that may be used to remove the madness of love from a boy's mind.